I can’t walk into an elevator without rubbing my fanny on the buttons. Wait… re-read… Yes, it’s true. A few years ago the building where I work implemented security measures. All employees have to have a key card. It’s not like I work in fort Knox or anything – but we’re a state-wide religious organization so it’s possible any kook could show up at any time. Upon arrival to the building before or after regular hours, the key card will open the gate (drawbridge) into the complex. After parking in the garage, the keycard will alert the first door of the building to open. But don’t pull on the handle. That might damage the machinery. Then there’s a second door to pass through into the holy of holies … a quick scan there and you’re in the basement. But wait, there’s more. You can get on the elevator. But you can’t go anywhere without your key card. Waive the magical rectangle in front of the sensor and then you’re cleared for take-off. It ...
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